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Totally Embarrassing!

Think you're the only one to completely humiliate yourself. Think again!

Pet Peeved

My neighbor has this cute dog named Blackie. One day, as I stepped out my front door, I could see him coming toward me, so I yelled, 'Hey, Blackie!" Right as I said it, I noticed an African-American man passing my house on the sidewalk - and he thought I was talking about him! He looked at me like I was a total freak. I was so embarrassed!

Eat And Run

I was out with my new boyfriend one night at this great little restaurant. I ordered the chicken pesto pizza, not realizing how rich it was - which was really not good, considering I have a mild case of IBS (irritable bowel syndrome). Not even 10 minutes after we got our food, my stomach turned upside down, I knew I had to leave immediately, or I would have diarrhea in my pants! I ran into the bathroom as fast as I could, when I finally came out, I had to tell my boyfriend what was wrong. He was pretty grossed out. Seriously, I'd never been more embarrassed in my life!

Panty Line

So I was shopping with my mom and I started flirting with this hot guy at the checkout counter. Everything was fine until my mom came up and said, "We should go back and look at some undies." I gave her a confused look to make her go away, but then she said, "Don't you remember you messed up a few old ones last month?" I didn't know what to say, so I just grabbed my mum and left the counter fast."

Wrestle Mania

I was at my boyfriend's house just goofing off and at some point, we started wresting. As a special attack move, he started tickling me. I was totally surprised, and I laughed so hard that I farted right in his face! He stopped laughing and gave me this look. I tried to play it off like it was no big deal, but the rest of my day was a little awkward!

Get A Grip

So I'm walking through a shopping mall, and I'm wearing these really fun, heeled flip-flops. I don't know if the floor was wet, but I take a step, slip horribly, twist my ankle, and start to fall. On my way down, I just reach out and grab whatever I can to keep myself from hitting the floor. And I totally grab this woman's breast. Like full-on grabbed it - I mean, if breasts honked, hers would have honked! She freaks out and starts creaming at me in Spanish, and al I could do was just stands there and apologize over and over again. I was totally mortified - and I really hurt my ankle! So I just limped out of the store like an idiot."

Think girls are the only ones to humiliate themselves? Think again&

Number Game

"I was walking down the street with a friend when I bumped into this girl I had a crush on. We started talking, and I could tell right away that she liked me too, so I decided to ask for her phone number. She quickly wrote it down and gave me a sweet smile as she walked away. I turned to brag to my friend, but something made me look up at the awning of the pizzeria we were standing in front of. I looked back down at the number she had just given me - it was the same number as the pizzeria's! All I could do was laugh at myself."

Parent Trap

"I was meeting my girlfriend's family for the first time, so I really wanted to impress them. When I finally arrived at her house, an older ma opened the door. I immediately introduced myself and asked, 'Are you her mom's dad or her father's dad? He was neither - he was my girlfriend's dad. Definitely not the best first impression!"

Mr. Sensitivity

"I've never really been a movie person. I mean, I really have to want to see something before I invest my time or money in it. But when the girl I liked invited me over to watch one. I said yes. She always said she liked sensitive guys, so when she popped in the DVD of Miss Congeniality, I figured this was my chance to show my softer side. As we watched the film, I honestly found myself gasping, laughing and enjoying it way more than she did. Something about Sandra Bullock transforming from an ugly duckling into a swan just make me tear up! When my crush saw my face, she pushed my head off her shoulder and said, "Dude, are you crying?" Apparently, I was little too sensitive for her liking. The minute the movie ended, she made some excuse about how she had to get to bed, but she could barely stifle her laughter as she showed me to the door."

Art Lover

"I was taking a break during play rehearsal when I saw Cyndi, a girl on the stage crew I had a thing for. She was painting the background for the set, so I thought it would be a good time to get her attention. I sat down next to her - but when I looked up, all I saw was her horrified expression! I realized I sat on the scenery she had just finished painting. Not only did I ruin her work, but I also had a huge paint stain on my butt and I didn't get the girl."

Pop Quiz

"I was bored in class, so I decided to played around with the zit on my face. I thought everything was fine until the buy sitting next to me looked over and said, 'Dude what is on your face?' Turns out I had popped a pimple and it was bleeding! That's a hard one to live down.

Duffel Shuffle

"I worked with my friend part-time at a tennis court, it was a few minutes before our shift, and I had to use the bathroom, so I asked him to carry my duffel bag to the booth. Once I got back, I opened my bag, and the first thing I saw was a bra. I figured my friend was just playing a joke on me, so I decided to go along with it. Then I noticed some tampons stuffed in the sides, and I started juggling them. I was confused by what I was doing. So did the girl who worked in the booth right across from us. She waited until I was done and asked "What are you doing with my stuff? I couldn't believe it - I had opened the wrong bag!"
 

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